Mirror Mirror on the...floor? God Damn those Shoes are Fly

I purchased a mirror the first week of school and it still sits on my floor, effectively making my changing area look like a Foot Locker, since I have stacks of sneakers and one of those tilted sneaker mirrors. But the point is not about the sneakers, it is about the lack of time and the prioritizing I do here at Michigan. And the priority for this weekend is soaking up all the yummy goodness knows as Michigan vs Ohio State. I came back from the gas station and there were two junkyard cars painted scarlet and grey out in front of the AEPi house. Students are lining up to take sledgehammers and destroy the cars, and best of all, it's sponsored by Domino's. I'm serious.

I hope the Ohio State football team can understand this shirt, considering the majority of them are majoring in geography.


But, yeah, I'm pretty psyched for the weekend, which is also a double whammy, as I'll be going to the Giants-Lions game on Sunday. But on Monday I'll be knocked senseless by my Finance Midterm, so there are definitely pluses and minuses. I'll only get one Michigan-Ohio St game in Ann Arbor while I'm here, whereas I'll definitely be taking another Finance test at some point later this term. Priorities.

As I mentioned in my last post, I'm hoping Michigan wins and it gets so crazy that the Earth opens up and swallows the Big House. Well, I'm thinking this might not be that far off considering the trees right outside my window have become the hangout for hundreds of black crows or grackles or some devilbirds. The apocalypse is upon us. All night long for the past week or so...caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw cawcawcaw caw cawcaw caw caw caw caw caw. I want to go out and start throwing rocks, by I'm kind of afraid the crows would come down and tear me to shreds. And this really isn't that wild of an assumption...

http://paperfrigate.blogspot.com/2005/05/birds-attack-people-on-sidewalks-of.html

If you want to know how annoying it is, just call me right before you go to bed, put the phone by your ear, and I'll "caw caw" you until you can't take it anymore and you hang up. And then I'll call you back and "caw caw" you some more. Caw.

Watch the game tomorrow at noon and have a good weekend.